Manure Happens - Equestrian and Horsemanship Humor app for iPhone and iPad

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Do you drive past drive construction sites and think what nice jumps the barricades would make? Do you say “whoa” to the dog? Do you ‘cluck’ to help your car up the hill? If so, sit back, relax and enjoy over 150 of the funniest horse sayings, terms and truths! Find out the best way to prepare for horse ownership (marry money!) how to buy a good lookin’ horse, and the new rapidly spreading horse hair epidemic currently affecting female horsewomen around the world!

This app includes:

Twenty five ways you know you’re a horse person
Fifty horse sayings
Eight manure happens
The eight stages of aging on horseback
Twenty one horse people traits and truths
Ten ways to get in shape to own a horse
When I am old
Thirty horse terms explained
From the horse’s mouth video

Note this app will need internet access on your device during installation.